At the request of TBM, I am posting the letter which I wrote last night and gave to her this morning at school.
I think she loved it! :D
Skyrim Rehabilitation Center
2323 Dovahkiin Drive
Reykjavik, Iceland.
Dear Miss McKalips,
We here at the Skyrim Rehabilitation…
My friends are cooler than polar bear butts. Be jealous.
Lady Nancy Astor said to Churchill, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea,” to which he responded, “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”
To begin, I personally wouldn’t have poisoned his tea.
To continue, Winston Churchill is probably the most snarky and witty man (with the exclusion of one Severus Snape) in the ever-expanding vaults of history. He was as much of a bulldog in WWII as he was visually, and I adore him for both.
And in conclusion, I make one remark: Look at that swimsuit.
(MOD NOTE: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD TY)
They posted my submission!
So, um. I just got this game. I’m pretty sure I should have waited for the summer, because I don’t think I’m going to be able to do anything besides.
I can not photo. Honestly, the bloody camera’s a point-and-shoot and it still baffles me.Anyways, we did a clay project in art class. So mine’s supposed to be a table-but with waves on the top. Genius, right? Haha, not quite. I hate clay, and do not really have any talent in it, so this was finished as quickly as possible. I am ever so fond of my boat, though.
A sort of stylized graffiti. The picture’s just torn out of an old magazine in a waiting room at my dentist’s.
It has perhaps dawned on me that I seem to spend most of my time playing pokemon games. This is not necessarily a flaw, mind you, except when you should not be playing pokemon games. And while I still doubt that such a time exists, I acknowledge that other less informed people, in fact, do. One of these potential times might be when you need to study for an AP US History exam.
But, you see, I have logic to back my facts up.
Pokemon is really fun.
Things that are fun keep my mind of of things that are not.
And when I am not thinking about something that is frankly rather crap, I am not stressed. (This, however, depends on whether or not I have remembered there is a scratch on my glasses. Because other wise I will mostly spend my time looking at that.)
And when you are not stressed, you are a good bit likelier (Also I am fairly sure that is not a word. It doesn’t look like words. It looks dumb. I hereby formally revoke its right to be a word.) to do well on tests.
So therefore my playing pokemon is going to help me on my exam and problem solved.
